Thursday, September 24, 2009

You're all invited!

Barely a week after I ran over his finger, Ed Young is opening a gallery. He's doing this with M. Blackman because of the witty name theirs' make when conjoined (or Siamese in the old parlance): YOUNGBLACKMAN. Brilliant!

I see they aren't in it for the money and perhaps this is why their website doesn't work. I see also that they have a naughty number in their address and this might be the problem.

Now, I think Ed must be rewarded for the effort he's making: after all, the crawl from the Kimberley Hotel across Roeland Street is surely more fraught with danger than the shift from art-producer to -facilitator. You have to watch out for me, for example, on my way to yoga. Or hordes of people descending on the book lounge for the launch of the new Dan Brown novel.

They're opening with Sue Williamson's Better Lives series which comprises six video portraits, migrants, exiles and refugees. That's on Tuesday at 6.

I'm not too clued up on the exact address of YOUNGBLACKMAN and whether they've taken over the laundromat or the bottle shop, but you can rest assured that there will be plenty of dirty laundry and drinking there either way.

But anyway, the real reason I'm here is to invite you all to my exhibition opening, which is on Thursday and will be a much more somber affair with crisp, clean shirts and gownless evening straps, and after which there will be no party at the Kimberley.

So, pencil me in: Thursday, October 1. I present 'Subtropicalia' alongside Meshac Gaba's 'The Street', and Lynette Yiadom-Boakye shows 'Pleased to Meet You' in the FOREX section while Musa Nxumalo exhibits 'Alternative Kidz' in the side gallery.



Sunday, September 20, 2009

Speak and Spell

I guess you'd have caught me out if I'd have claimed last week's post as my own writing. After all, everyone knows I'm more Pzizz than iPod.

Moving on from there:

Being involved, as I am, with this art-producing and consuming thing, I thought it was time I exploded this whole myth, laid bare the bones, and revealed the emperor for the naked that he is. To that end, I present an early draught of my soon-to-be-published art-speak lexicon, which is guaranteed to steer you safely through both this site's archives and your collection of Art South Africa back issues.

Makes reference to: looks like, but not enough to infringe copyright
Alludes to: looks like, but not that much due to lack of proficiency
Evokes: makes the mind wonder
Metaphor: long word for 'five'
Medium: smart word for poster paint. Rhymes with 'tedium'
Mixed media: lots of different kinds of poster paint, some of which we can't spell
Installation: in the way
Situationism: you had to be there
Relational: an in-joke
The Other: not you, burk!
The Gaze: some of my best friends... blah blah blah

And we love a bit of foreign language:

Zeitgeist: trendy
Flaneur: lazy bugger, in winter pyjamas
Tromp l'oeil: French TV programme from the 70s, dubbed into Afrikaans
Triptych: three times as irritating

I leave you with that as I must hasten to conclude preparations for next week's exposition. Now, where'd I leave my whalesong CD?

Friday, September 18, 2009

I have been pipped at the post. My parade has, so to speak, been pissed on. And besides, I've about used up all the "p's" on my keyboard.

I present a suggestion from my editor about how to liven things up (last one) a bit around here:

'Needed to finish a 6 x 6m grid of drinking straws called Slurp for a Coca-Cola HQ commish by the end of the day, but the infernal ABI supplier in greater Salt River was just arrested on crack possession and couldn't deliver, and now on my way home caught my iPod cable in the bike's spokes, and then, to top it all off, drove over Ed Young's fingers as he crawled out of the Kimberly at 11am, and now have a pending court case...Jesus Suffering Fuck, what a day!'

Sorry. Can't beat that.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Blog blog blog

Well, I made it through the weekend with only a minor contusion from bicycle jousting and congested sinuses from an extended bout of sandpapering.

It has been brought to my attention that opening night is not far off, but I subscribe more to the 'Keep calm and carry on' school of thought than the 'Jesus is coming - Look busy!' approach. I've been nibbling away at this body of work since July last year and I don't really fancy the late nights/groundrush panic that deadlines can cause.

I mean, I do a good job pretending that I pootle along to work at a godly hour stopping in for coffee at an increasing number of venues. In actual fact I keep regular hours, maybe sneaking in an early morning stop on my way to the studio and I've never been able to shake a modicum of guilt I feel at even that. I'm like Andy Warhol but without any of the glamour and drama - it's just a factory and I'm off to work.

However, for all my routine and planning, it must be said that I have no idea where I'm going with this entry. Except maybe in the direction that says that no blog is complete without a short essay on blogging.

Web 2.0. We can all take part, we can all generate content.

Well, what about English 101 or Intermediate Phase Design? I'm not sure we should all be doing this. Sometimes a trawl around the web feels like a visit to your local Der Blaue Reiter exhibition where someone has swapped out some of the works with kids' paintings and stolen all the labels. Click on a wrong link here and you could be somewhere pretty scary in another three clicks' time.

Then there's the Trojan Horse Effect where the biggest bollox can be dressed up in the latest Flash, or its opposite, where the most valuable resource can look like, well, bollox. It's alarming that even I, pretty much a Luddite, can develop and maintain my own website. At least I can sort of string a sentence. Together.

And Twitter. Have you heard about the urologist called Dr. Piss?

So, in time-honoured essay writing tradition, I've said what I'm going to say, I've said it, and now I'm saying I said it.

There. It's fun being cranky, no?

Monday, September 7, 2009

From the grounds up

Of an evening I like low light, maybe some hooch and, later, a bit of navel-gazing. By day I like to work, and to get there, I like a cup of coffee. Lately it occurs to me how this fancy has mapped both my own a career path as well as the gentrification of parts of Cape Town, with little tendrils of development inching their way from the city centre through some less salubrious nieghbourhoods all the way to Observatory.

My first studio was in a beautiful old building in Gardens, owned by a cranky old carpenter who lived upstairs. Coffee, when I could afford it, came from a vending machine at a garage shop around the corner. It had an afterburn like avgas but I grew fond of it. If I felt daring I would meet my girlfriend for a take-out cup bought at a gondola in the Gardens Centre.

As is the way of things, that building was bought by developers and jazzed up beyond the reach of the likes of me. I then moved to an old industrial building in what many of us call Woodstock but Telkom insists is Zonnebloem.

There was no gagarge shop nearby, but the greasy spoon across the road sold some cans of grounds that probably 'fell off the back of a truck'. This was of varying quality but without fail left in its wake a trail of uncleaned cafetieres and a kitchen sponge filled with coffee grounds. All of this drove me to a habit of stopping at Lola's on Long Street. I'm generally there too early, but the likes of Ed Young, Andrew Lamprecht, Ronald Suresh-Roberts and Dan Halter have been known to darken that doorway, either working off today's hangover or working on tomorrow's. And the place has provenance: Brett Murray lived upstairs for years, and Julia Clark did some time downstairs from him.

In the last year or so things have changed between there and my current studio in Salt River. Firstly, as gentrification nibbles at the city's edges developers have been snapping up old buildings with alarming frequency. Of course this meant that we had to leave our studio. Almost simultaneously the Goodman, Michael Stevenson and the now defunct Bell-Roberts took up residence on the same block.

Following this came Karen Dudley's Kitchen. So now chi-chi gallery staff and goers alike can get a fix. Be warned though, the Southeaster can blow the top of your cappuccino all the way to the Good Hope Centre. More importantly, this gives me another option on the way to work, especially now that Lola's has gone straight.

But I don't generally travel on Sir Lowry Road anyway. I prefer Albert Road which is narrower and where cars move slower. And besides I got into the habit a long time ago of not riding past the top of Gympie Street where cyclists regularly used to get mugged. No, I take my chances with the Red Door Crack House down below, and the Salt River traffic cirlce further on. I'd take a pic of the crack house but I'm concerned their security cameras will nab me.

Now, as if those folk from Whatiftheworld needed anything more to do, they've gone and launched Superette, on the corner downstairs from the gallery. I'm too fussy and like too much the semblance of poverty to eat lunch there, but this is one more coffee option, and could serve to settle my nerves between the crack house and the traffic circle.

But, there's competition - Espressolab at the Old Biscuit Mill further down the road. Although the coffee's not cheap, the staff are amicable and there's a large I-beam to lock my bike to. If you're lucky you'll catch them while they're roasting.

Oh, my exhibition. Well, things proceed as they must at this stage, let's just say that the thing that was giving me gip last week has kind of sorted itself out and bifurcated at the same time. Here's a glimpse of what's happening in my studio right now:




Now, where's that hooch?
















Saturday, September 5, 2009

Is there anybody out there?

I missed the opening as I'm generally not fond of scrumming for a styrofoam cup of cheap wine, and, in the days when I used to be ArtThrob Copy Editor, I was averse to running into people who owed me copy.


So I slipped into Whatiftheworld on Friday morning to see Rowan Smith's 'If You Get Far Enough Away You’ll Be On Your Way Back Home' http://www.whatiftheworld.com/now-showing/ . I wasn't surprised to be absolutely gob-smacked. Smith's work is mature beyond his years and he commands your attention in so many ways.

He might lapse into a little Barend de Wet-type brinksmanship with a work whose title I can't recall (googling 'Rowan Smith' is slightly more helpful than googling 'John Smith') which features a 1969 newspaper and the results of some forensic work, but the slightly unruly herd of old radios playing their monotonous symphony of background radiation is absolutely stunning.


It evokes the Boys' Annual-type excitement of post-War technology as much as it functions as a synecdoche for the unfathomable vacuum of space in which our galaxy finds itself suspended.



Oh, and did I mention Smith's hands? I confess to some jealousy here and a small amount of embarassment at having hired him to help me with some of my work a couple of years ago.
Which brings us back to me and what I'm doing here.


Your editor asked if I would fill some space here in the weeks leading up to my show at Michael Stevenson http://www.michaelstevenson.com/contemporary/exhibitions/edmunds/index2009.htm


I know his devious ways and I suspect he's looking for Storm und Drang or at least some snot en trane but I shan't entertain him. Although if I had have been able to operate this blog before yesterday that might have been a different story. To wit, a small teasing picture of something that's giving me a bit of shit at the moment:








There's more about my work on my own site: http://www.pauledmunds.co.za/